I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole
1. My Ass
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
when i see a cute boy i be like
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho
Literally these two emojis define my entire life.
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Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.